Since every major Skateboard company is putting women on their team nowadays, we would like to introduce our female pro roster, to keep this thing going.
Our first contender is Susan Atkins, better known as Sadie Mae Glutz or just Sexy Sadie, a former member of the Manson Family and lover of Charles himself. In the 1960s she toured through the USA in a black school bus feeding kids LSD trips and stabbing their moms.
A few decades earlier our girl Mary Anne Cotton was on a different trip through the UK. This loving wife and mother poisoned all her 4 husbands and 13 kids with arsenic poison, to finally get what she deserved: all the money from the testaments and life insurances.
Lizzy Borden did not get around too much and stayed at home most of the time. Maybe that is why she got bored of her religious upbringing and decided to quit the holy bible readers club and join the lumberjack sportsmen. She must have been a natural and picked it up pretty fast as she turned her new learned skills against her step dad and mother.
@theartofdrop managed to illustrate this long existing idea in a perfect way. The series is to be understood with the right amount of sarcasm, just like the boards were made in the good old 80s and 90s.